Now that your chick of many years has dumped you and left you for that greaser down the street driving the 30-year-old car, American girls don’t seem so hot any more, do they? Time to start shopping around, we say. Maybe, just maybe you should re-direct your tastes overseas where being spoiled rotten hasn’t quite set in as yet. May we suggest a Thai cutie? They’re compact, fun, they’ll appreciate a guy driving a hot auto and are cheap to feed. A week’s worth of noodles goes a long way with these babes, and they’ll suck your dick long time.